Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Quick... stock up on fruit and nut..

Unfortunately it looks like Cadbury will be taken over by food giant Kraft; the end of an era for sweet toothed people the world over. No  longer will we have the faultless milky chocolate of the flake and the button but the ignominy of plastic cheese.. No longer the cultural anarchy of viral gorillas but the corporate sterility of humourless American capitalism.



A sad day indeed.

5 comments:

Chairman Bill said...

Says who? They bought it because it's good - so why change something that's good? They know damned well that wse don't eat their strange North Amercian choccy in the UK.

Steve Borthwick said...

CB, we'll just have to dump their stinking cheese into the harbour... :)

Chairman Bill said...

Nothing wrong with Dairylea, as long as you know it's not real cheese. I thrived on it as a kid - which explains a lot.

Lisa said...

The legally chosen name of this substance is "cheese food". I'll bet you didn't know what cheese ate.

Steve Borthwick said...

Hi Lisa, do I really want to know or am I better off remaining oblivious? ;)