Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Floods mean you know who at work...

I suppose it was only a matter of time before some religious dude put two and two together and came up with a googolplex; apparently according to this particular fruit bun the reason Queensland is being hosed down by a strong La Nina this Winter (their Summer) is because Kevin Rudd the ex-Prime Minister of Australia bad mouthed his invisible friend's friends by (wait for it) urging Israel to opt into the anti-nuclear proliferation treaty.


You would of thought that a super-being like Yahweh could act out his petty vengeances for being dis'd or not being sucked up to enough with a little more accuracy, a plumbing incident at the Rudd household perhaps or an inexplicable loss of coolant from his lawnmower? No, just like the good book says; the Christian God likes his revenge served very, very wet, and utterly arbitrarily.

Maybe these random, and yet suspiciously explicable natural disasters are simply conjured up to fool us rational folk into being completely assured that he doesn't exist at all, yes, that must be it..

2 comments:

Chairman Bill said...

And there was me thinking it was because I hadn't been to confession.

Steve Borthwick said...

CB, you might be right, but then again anyone "might" be right about any old brain fart they have, hardly a principal to live your life by though, although plenty try..!