Thursday, April 19, 2012

Spiritual?

Some nasty person in our office accused me of being "non-spiritual" the other day, I was deeply offended, how dare they! It took me ages to settle my aura back down and my Odic force was vibrating for hours afterwards.

Anyway to show that I am open minded on such matters I present our new infrastructure support teams' new policy for dealing with PC problems, I've spent thousands to ensure they have the best crystals available, so enough of the offensive personal attacks and get back to work.

 

Next week how to make your computer more powerful by diluting it (also works with iPhones)...

1 comment:

Chairman Bill said...

I'd show them the silicon crystal - sorry, chip - in it.