I saw this little local new story today; apparently my local branch of Tesco supermarket was shut down for a bit recently whilst police investigated a mysterious package of white powder found in a shipment of bananas. It turned out to be cocaine from Costa Rica worth an estimated £1M !
I'm wondering if this will start a new trend for illegal drugs turning up in supermarkets up and down the country? Of course, Waitrose will be offering a choice of 10 different top end designer compounds that all have the same effect; Sainsbury and Tesco will be providing bags of "value weed" in-between the compost and BBQ coals whereas ALDI will just be extending their glue section. Brings a whole new meaning to the term "product lines"...
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