A couple of gags that elicited a grin recently (a rare event these days!) feel free to use them down the pub tonight (in between arguments about Brexit of course)
- My dentist has a special offer on teeth cleaning today, it's plaque Friday...
- Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison...
- Some say feeding Helium to animals is cruel, I say whatever floats your goat...
- Robinson Crusoe never had any cash, spent it all on Friday...
Happy (black) Friday..
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